I copied this from a pen sit.
Brian



The next time you are having a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this particular brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

If your eyes aren't what they used to be you may need a magnifying glass also.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a job that is more of a pain in the arse than yours!

It made me laugh

Man, Scott, I thought I was the only one awake at this hour!

Good stuff Brian.

Mark

Guys your age actually still work?